what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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