No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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