I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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