I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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