summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
