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I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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