I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Randomize
