In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
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At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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