Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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