The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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