I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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