i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I supernannyed him into submission
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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