are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
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It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
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You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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