What a fucking waste of an outfit
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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