Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
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You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
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He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I'm like, not good at living.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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