Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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