I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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