my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
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Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
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Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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