And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
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No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
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THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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