She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
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