it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
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just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
The beers last night were like the tears from god
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Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
3 2 1 whiskey
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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