you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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