No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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