Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
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Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
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Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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