he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
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