and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
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