Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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