The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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