he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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