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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
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They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
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I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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