brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
you guys were way drunker than both of me
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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