im drinking this country out of the recession.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
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Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
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raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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