I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
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We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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