do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
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omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
She bit a glass in half.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
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I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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