I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
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We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
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But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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