Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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