I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize
