How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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