There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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