Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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