doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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