You can't motorboat a personality
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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