I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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