He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
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i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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