I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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