i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
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She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
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I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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