No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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