My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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