Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
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Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
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I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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