Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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