I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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