physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
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