while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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