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(708): View more from Illinois

it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn

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(314): View more from Missouri

Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.

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(985): View more from Louisiana

for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now

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(248): View more from Michigan

I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time

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(206): View more from Washington

Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.

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(937): View more from Ohio

And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.

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(916): View more from California

I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.

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(415): View more from California

Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno

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