i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
id be glad to
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
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you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
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I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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