Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
