at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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