I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
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he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
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I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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